The Chronicles of Penang: The Buffalo the Pigeon and the Eagle

Dear Blog:

I have a few(okok i mean A LOT of ) confessions to make today.

1. This post shd b out by yesterday but i juz cant connect to this page.
2. I got 2 bottles of birth stone from KL (thru post lambat) which I have no idea how to use it. Sorry yea =)
3. I have a friend who thinks that she is too attractive and thus she got into trouble. She also claimed that we have lesbian prone feelings for her, that's y we shower her with some presents out of nowhere.
4. I never know stalking with 3 other sabai (傻白) can be so fun and addictive. Apparently, we started our journey from my place and we just walked into a zoo with a buffalo and a pigeon. And the amazing thing is a buffalo can actually drink and choose tea!!! And some ppl think that we have this obsessiveness of stalking ILLEGALLY....well, we stalked on an animal so it shd be legal, but that is a very speacial case...
   
5. I am sinful for getting myself so many things and spend a lot
6. I was so tired and i nearly slept in front of my computer when my friend is trying to send her so-called-professional pictures she took.
7. I am SUPER sinful coz this confession idea is from a friend
8. i THINK i want another outfit to go with the necklace...
9. ...and oh yes i broke my promise of not getting myself a bead necklace (yea u know..the so called 珠珠 ( 猪？) phobia with u constantly pointing at all those beaded necklace which i am so afraid of a few months back??)

OK ok enuf of all those crap....

But i have to say yesterday was really fun, i had never been tat mad and enjoyed myself that much since i am back in Penang...told u PCGHS gals rockz no matter wat.. XP

Well that day basically didnt start well coz i woke up late...haha
but the afternoon went really well =)
So let me tell u a story of 4 person called lesbian prone wy,pt, sy and not-so-lesbian-prone.

Lesbian prone WY and Lesbian Prone SY loved their Lesbian Prone PT too much so they start to shower her with maroon all over and it took some time to get their love of their life some very maroon-y stuff aka a sling bag. Before that they tricked the lesbian prone PT on choosing her Valentine's Gift =P

So the lesbian prone PT is on time (for the 1st time) and so her die-heart fans a.k.a. Lesbian prone WY and Lesbian Prone SY gave her her gift and she was of course dazed and confused. SHe thought that we are starting to love her so she politely refuse to accept those gift. And this cause lesbian Prone WY to go very very mad and she was starting to use her superpowers to force Lesbian prone PT to accept those lavish gifts....

and after the commotion lesbian prone PT wanna repay back lesbian prone WY's kindness so she and the other lesbian prone SY took her to some place and get her a string which has a lot of round round stuff on it. It is looooong.....and they make lesbian prone WY tak it. Of course lesbian prone WY was not that intelligent to use that stuff so she juz keep it with that very grateful look in her eyes. As the 3 lesbian prone are bz choosing a string with funny stuffs on it, there come a not-so-lesbian-prone person. Being very not-so-lesbian-prone she too help out in picking a string for lesbian prone WY.

And so as the lesbian prone WY is not only lesbian prone, she is also some little gal from the streets that cant have enough of shoes. So the 3 other person tries to help that so ma fan lesbian prone WY to pick a white colour pumps with a small little ribbon at the side...haha white is nice but since when that lesbian prone is so into white shoes??

as that didnt take long, the not-so-lesbian demanded tea as there are some 3-6pm offer, so they headed for a place with a big yellow M on it and ordered a bread with egg in it and a cup which is cold with some white cream which melts (which normal homo sapiens called them as sundae ice cream) and they talk about how lesbian they can get in there for hours.

After an hr ++ under the big M sign they headed up to a place with very nice decoration apparently and demamded cushions to sit on...and their wish is fulfilled!!! (the author have a feeling that this happens bcoz ppl cant handle 4 lesbians and therefore it will b wise to grnt their wish) As the other 3 lesbian thinks that they cannot handle a 3-course meal lesbian prone sy felt very left out and thus she promise to finish all her 3 course meal to proove to the other 3 that she can "just do it".

and so, in between the waiting time for the 3 course meal, a few murder case nearly happened because of lesbian prone pt who is mad of the phrase Just do it (from Nike if u want to know) and for how many times she tried to point that fork and spoon and knife to the lesbian prone sy, and not-so-lesbian-prone is trying to tell her to "just do it". haha she memang a batu api there. but this murder is avoided as lesbian prones are also civilised people thou they are not really accepted by public. Lesbian prone pt keeps complaining about the others photography skill as she regard herself as a good photographer (who cant even remember to charge her camera battery /gg) and in d end lesbian prone sy cant finish her meal...oh well neither of them can finish and they juz sit there not moving as they are damn full...

And finally the missions starts after the dinner.
As they are planning to stalk on some person they spotted a someone in a place full of tea leaves... but they dont know them and she dont know us... so the curious not-so-lesbian-prone and lesbian prone WY go over and start looking at her...then suddenly not-so-lesbian-prone starts to jump and ran off!!!!guess wat...

She met an animal inside a place full of tea leaves!!!
and worse...it's a Buffalo!!!

Oh no Oh no!!!!

team eagle over over...

a buffalo is spotted in between tealeaves!!! and we suspect that the buffalo is going to eat up all the leaves...we need back up over over.

okok i will stalk on her and make sure that she dont eat up all the leaves, over

Team elite A keep an eye on the buffalo and her pigeon and beware that the pigeon might spotted u all as she got sharp eyes.

team elite b, get out of the placce and watch their back, make sure that no one is there to attack team A...

and so the operation goes

(well not much shd be revealed as this is a top secret mission)

and finally stalking is done and Team A manage to prevent the buffalo from eating all of the leaves, but they suspect that pigeon spotted them..

so the 3 lesbian prone and one not so lesbian had a great time after the meal and they will of course go back home with this very big grin on their face as they believed that they had a great time out there and their mission go on really well =)